High-5 to all 2023 Phoenix WordCampers and affiliates thereof !! ;-D My brain-scramble w/ y’all culminated in this …
Choose Your Own Adventure
… a tale about our time together, which y’all are cordially invited to explore. Created as a tribute to the Choose Your Own Adventure books that I devoured as a young tyke … ;-D
Game On, Right ?!
Excellent !! Here we go …
Prologue
You’ve just arrived at WordCamp PHX 2023. Check-in takes about 3 seconds thanx to solid organization. Friendly peeps hand you a pre-filled swag bag, and you get ushered towards a snack bar that includes kosher cookies. ;-D You are suddenly overcome w/ the desire to spank someone. What do you do ?!
- Spank someone
- Go to Full Court for Opening Remarks
– Missy Elliot